The Chaky Chronicles

The Great Gig in the Sky....

2007-02-09T08:47:00.000-08:00

And now this is the day you fallUpon my waking eyesInviting and inciting me to riseAnd through the window in the wallComes streamin in on sunlight wingsA million bright ambassadors of morningFeb 18th...I shall be there... :) Someone up there is really happy with me...R-Amen

TIME

2007-01-23T10:59:00.000-08:00

Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the timePlans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled linesHanging on in quiet desperation is the english wayThe time is gone, the song is over, thought Id something more to say ....It's been ages since i blogged...Mood I, CAT,Exams came and gone....new term's started...somehow have lost the drive to actually pen down words...in

9 hours train journey + A great book= Greater Chance at World Peace.

2006-10-21T12:18:00.000-07:00

*LONG POST WARNING. STOCK UP YOUR COFFEE CUPS* Strap on your sacks lads Load up the music wild The next town’s just a whistle away On this big blue box-car of mine Speed kisses my bare skin And so does the soot and grime… CHORUS: Hoot-hoot goes the whistle Hoooot Hoooot hooooot Tring tring tring we go … Tringa tring tring tring!!! Throw

Mama Am Comin’ Home!!!

2006-10-21T10:47:00.000-07:00

To: Clean Undies. Nat Geo, Discovery & History channel in English (Ahhh!! the eternal bliss…) 2 PM Breakfasts and 2 AM snacks My beanbag. :)) Zaphod, Trillian, Slartibartfast

I thought I had figured out my place in this mosh-pit of a planet...and this came up...

2006-10-07T12:25:00.000-07:00

If u can read this...u must be Dr. Manhattan...if u normal click on the image to enlarge...Existential crisis anyone?? I need HELP

Google cares for us Dummies It's True.

2006-10-03T07:48:00.000-07:00

(Click Image to Enlarge)Ever since moi started surfing the internet, one thing that's always been a bit of a hassle is the self-important nerd revenge...tired of being at the receiving end of human scorn, the nerds decided to throw every lil' irrelevant information in our way and expecting us to memorise every chip number along with their day of manufature...So when i came across this on Google..

W00t?

2006-10-02T13:30:00.001-07:00

Finally the Pixie decides to test the waters of the blog-sphere!!Go check it out...this one is awesomeness in making...goes straight up on the blog-roll...Godspeed Pixie-San...and Welcome...it's been a long time past...http://flickeringexistence.blogspot.com/

Teenage Wasteland

2006-09-17T11:35:00.000-07:00

So who are you Mr.X?I am an engineer working with ABC.I am a part of a team which is working on developing a software to iron out the errors in transmitting signals from off shore working stations.That is quite impressive..but WHO are u?Err.........I am..........an engineer working with ABC...I am...........part of team.....working on developing a software............Things they do look awful

Just a thought...

2006-09-11T10:30:00.000-07:00

here first... Always knew our founding fathers planned with an eye on the distant future...1 ladies compartment in all the trains of Indian Railways since time immemorial stands testimony to that...

Arbit...very arbit...

2006-09-11T08:43:00.000-07:00

"Fear not Brothers!!! for Heaven dont lie beyond the Stars...Salvation is brought upon by a pink Monster all fleshy and evil... lashed upon the jarred edges of the abyss...u will find your eternal rest in the Elysian Acid Pits on the edge of sanity till u diffuse into nothingness itself..and all that will be left of u will be a pungent whiff..." Thus clarified Mr.Pringles & all potato chips

Love at First...

2006-08-28T12:19:00.000-07:00

A shower of sparks dulled by an acrid fog greets my birth...I instinctively cling on to the vileness of the hostile earth and search for my place under the spent sun...The night sky lit up with the shrieks of a thousand Valkeriyes…Muffled explosions and primal screams echo in the recesses of my skull... I remember a time of innocent hopes and unbridled laughter...of a time less cruel.

While I was camping in Baroda, This I realised.....

2006-08-16T00:37:00.000-07:00

I just can't seem to stand creepy crawly things,Period. If my would-be future wife reading this...know well that you will have to fend for yourself against the lizards, cockroaches and all other pint sized monsters.I can wash dishes though.I hate movies with a invisible sub-text, deep profound meaning whatever....If what I see I don't get ....I can't be bothered more with it...Though Roger

If only Mr.Arjun Singh would understand this....

2006-08-03T10:52:00.000-07:00

Where the mind is without fear and the head is held high; Where knowledge is free; Where the world has not been broken up into fragments by domestic walls; Where words come out from the depth of truth; Where tireless striving stretches its arms towards perfection; Where the clear stream of reason has not lost its way into the dreary desert sand of dead habit; Where the mind is led

Trouble's like a....

2006-08-01T12:02:00.000-07:00

Times of India...turns up on your door every morning....An incense stick...slow & steady...Ekta kapoor serials..u just cant avoid it...Acne...The more u play with it...The worse it gets...Himmesh Reshammiya...Around every corner...Unwanted relatives..Turn up at the most inoppurtune moment...Arjun Singh...An old itch that never seems to go away...Karela...Though bitter it does good to u in the end

Oskar in the sky with diamonds

2006-07-14T14:06:00.000-07:00

Hmm one of my stanzas under influence of errr the finer things life has to offer....Nebulous sprouts in a barren land,Earth-worms plod to kiss the shining sun,Petrichor rushes inCLINK-CLINK-SHATTER-CLINK-CLINK'Man is dream of the dolphin' the shaman spake,Icarus was but a MAN.

Shine on U Crazy Diamond...for Ever & Ever....

2006-07-11T13:23:00.000-07:00

You were caught on the crossfire of childhood and stardom,Blown on the steel breeze,Come on you target for faraway laughter, Come on you stranger, you legend, you martyr, and shine!Roger Keith Barrett. 1946-2006. RIP

When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse...Out of the corner of my eye.....

2006-07-10T14:37:00.000-07:00

ONE word is too often profaned For me to profane it, One feeling too falsely disdain'dFor thee to disdain it. - P.B. Shelly Eons ago, there was a time when Backstreet Boys posters adorned my walls , Ricky Martin was Odepius reincarnated and

Passing By...

2006-06-17T12:42:00.000-07:00

Lights fade in...The sun just broke among the clouds just after a spell of rain...the water-kissed wind inter-mingling with the whiffs of fresh mud...An old man...the ordinary type u see daily...a criss-cross of happy and sad wrinkles...a few tufts of hair shifting slowly in the gentle breeze that is too harsh on the old man's eye-lids....eyes half-closed , the frail body clings on to a pair of

Being 20- something....

2006-06-05T10:17:00.000-07:00

It is when you stop going along with the crowd and start realizing that there are many things about yourself that you didn't know and may not like. You start feeling insecure and wonder where you will be in a year or two, but then get scared because you barely know where you are now.You start realizing that people are selfish and that, maybe, those friends that you thought you were so close

Quizzing Blues.....

2006-05-26T00:33:00.000-07:00

Jus' started a quizzing blog.... http://dalyquizzes.blogspot.comTrivia N Quiz lovers rejoice!!!!

Invasion Of The Body-Snatchers-I

2006-05-26T00:26:00.000-07:00

This is a true story...well, alomost a true story...its more truer than Pamela Anderson's assets & Iraqi WMDs....It begins on a squalid day when again our protagonist X(for those who tuned in late,X is well....X) having woken up from a slumber decided getting a job will be a cool idea....he had read on his daily travels on the information highway how horny female bosses can be and salivating at

Cricket Reloaded just RELOADED!!!!

2006-05-21T05:12:00.000-07:00

Before i start crapping again..well this is what happened...i got bored...watched tv....saw a cricket match on tv...and was reminded of an old love that i had long forgotten...Cricket was a passion that i have grown out of...but the memory remains...and this post intends to share a few cricketing moments that made me love the game so much....One man who is very consitent in his language skills

Cricket Reloaded!!!!

2006-05-21T04:18:00.000-07:00

Well, 2 weeks into my summer hols n am bored already...itching to start meandering through the grey dorms of block A...for all the census board members who think declining girl-boy ratio in India is a concern...please please please i request thee to check out block-A Nirma University...the reality is more closer & horrifying than people actually think......but more on that later...back to wat i

All Characters and events here are purely fictitious...Any resemblance with either dead or living is purely co-incidental ;)

2006-05-13T10:37:00.000-07:00

20th century fox tune…tralalaa lalala …. Just another bedroom….a squalid stench permeating the atmosphere…mice scurrying about and pigeons nesting… dogs mating…pigs farting….an in midst of this little piece of heaven lies …well let us call him X, snoring away to glory….his body clock says its 3 A.M. i.e. 10 A.M. for the more normal denizens of this universe….and suddenly mom ka siren call….it

Nostalgia Rulzzzz....

2006-05-11T22:37:00.000-07:00

Hmmmm.....for the last two days have been stuck up with nothing to do...now as soon as the vacations have begun am itching to run back to school well college again...just finished with watching Mithun da ka Loha and Gunda...reviews some other time...my brain is all mashed up for me to cohorently describe the two movies...not that it matters anyways...started with Atlas Shrugged and well 'shrugged

For those who think i am weird...check this out...

2006-05-07T21:45:00.000-07:00

USBs have brought a new almost personal touch to the way we use our computers....from mp3 players to bluetooth devices...almost everything runs on USBs these days...but then here is creativity at its goofiest...check this out.....10 weirdest USB devices ever....

The King has entered the building!!!!

2006-05-07T21:20:00.000-07:00

Finally the gloom of exam passeth.... Shaken but not stirred the brain whirls back into normality...the hands creak the muscles pump fire again....well only the finger muscles...and oskar beeblebox rises again from amongst the heap of yellowed exam notes.....

SYSTEM STANDBY!!!

2006-04-09T07:14:00.000-07:00

takin a break from bloggin...life caught up in a washing machine of events...promise to be back soon...

OMG....This is real UNREAL

2006-04-06T08:12:00.000-07:00

Google is Ripley's Believe-It-Or Not personified... Sneering at convention at every known business gospel, these motley crew of pizza gorging and code-slurping nocturnal geeks has everyone eating out of their hands... And just when you thought it can't get any weirder, Google introduces GLAT, a funny riff on the standardized tests that pervade academic life. And isn't it nerdism at it's creative

INGENIUM.... A NATIONAL LEVEL TECH FESzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

2006-03-29T10:01:00.000-08:00

This is live from INGENIUM 2006 , a national (NATION: A relatively large group of people organized under a single, usually independent government; a country) technical symposium.... so technically we are organized under the almost single, definitely independent BJP government Ipso Facto we are a nation... VOILA!! Descartes will be proud of me...Welcome to INGENIUM 2006, the biggest event in the

Is There Any Body Out There?

2006-03-29T09:59:00.000-08:00

Sometimes you just want to scream; out of frustration, out of hurt, out of fear, out of worry and sometimes only to be heard. To have the comfort of knowing that someone shares your frustration, hurt, fear and worry and cares, even if they don't understand.The word's aren't mine. The feeling is.

Sign Of Times

2006-03-27T07:28:00.000-08:00

Hitchcock- 0 OscarsScorcese- 0 OscarsHustle & Flow- "It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp" 1 OSCAR!!!Now how did Paheli miss out I wonder...

The Simple LIFE

2006-03-27T07:25:00.000-08:00

PLATO: To Do is to BeNIETZCHE: To Be is to DoSINATRA: DO BE DO BE DORead it off an IIM-A Prof's office door...

Ruminations Of a harassed mind...

2006-03-18T01:35:00.000-08:00

Ingenium (i.e. Nirma's Mechanical branch's technical festival ) ensured that i spend 3 days trying to make an IIM-A prof comes to bless this event with his/her hallowed presence... and also made sure that I spend 3 days rummaging in the damn college itself.... Some re-collections...The plain unpainted brick walls maybe an architectural wonder according to some, but after 3 days can tell you, they

IMDB tremble... Beeblebox rises...

2006-03-18T01:22:00.000-08:00

Ever since I have started watching movies, have been itching to write a film-review and since this blog is the only place where I can be GOD here is my ahmmm.... Humble beginning towards film-reviewing immortality...............'A Clockwork Orange' is a movie that is as rare as Nonu makin a program .... Stanley Kubrick's pessimistic view of the near-future is embarrassingly perfect.Semi-inspired

Tautology Redefined...

2006-03-18T01:21:00.000-08:00

''Main khata hun kyonki usse mera pet bharta hai..." - Milind KADU(a.k.a. pumpkin)skar.

COWABUNGA COTERIE !!

2006-03-13T07:27:00.000-08:00

PORTZEBIE!!!Finally managed to post this quiz that have been promising since time eternal... Roll on...!!!1.Which band's name is a slang term for a day spent smoking marijuana?2.This band started performing under the name of Polka Tulk Blues Band & then Earth but hearing that it was of a more popular band,decided to adopt it's present name. Which band?(Think 70's!!!)3.This band's name was changed

Still can't stop laughing...Read it to believe it...

2006-03-12T12:06:00.000-08:00

http://greatbong.net/2005/09/09/mithunism-the-religion/http://greatbong.net/category/parnab/STATUARY WARNING:Great fits of laughter accompanied by acute intestinal pain, s followed by intense shortness of breath, as experienced in a Monica lecture followed by instant Nirvana.

The Great Bong thus Spake...

2006-03-12T11:47:00.000-08:00

It is with a heavy heart that I have to announce the death of an old friend.Desibaba is no more.Desi Baba Desi BabesIs closed till further notice.Copyright © 1998 - 2005 DesiBaba.com For those who came in late, Desibaba was the original Indian porn site. But it wasnt merely a “porn site”—it was a landmark in desi pop culture.Let me explain.The cable revolution of the early 90s came as a blessing

Google Doodles!!!

2006-03-11T10:05:00.000-08:00

For which occasions were the following google doodles used?1.Mozart's Birthday2.Winter Olympic games3.Vincent Van Gogh's Birthday4.Loui Braille's Birthday5. Alfred Hitchcock's Birthday

I quiz, U quiz, Everyone Quiz

2006-03-11T08:59:00.000-08:00

1. Connect the 2 pics2. X & Y both wrote a song for the same movie , the songs name being same as that of the movie, both were nominated for the best song oscar and Y's song was tipped to win but on oscar night, X won, in his acceptance speech, X said "Tonight i think the other nominee should have won this trophy" identify X Y and the movie.3. This song was written in the memory of Eric Fletcher

DECLARATION OF PRiNCIPLES

2006-03-11T08:40:00.000-08:00

I, OsKar Beeblebox who in a recent stroke of good fortune have been blessed by the old man who pees from the clouds with the gift of (chaura-patta)(Pupils dilate and a maniacal smile) hereby declare, in sound state of the intangible part of my skull that:1. I intend to make this blog the reflection of the ME.2. No eminem or 50-cent or one dollar rap fans are welcome...3. Quizzers are a tribe to

The Phoenix Rises...& bangs it's head on the ceiling

2006-03-11T07:24:00.000-08:00

Been so long since I have touched the sky, Been so long since I had my flight, I shed a tear, so long have I missed this, And no my name is not Stanley Ipkiss. 'India Shining' does not seem to shine for me... for weeks have ranted and raved and cursed to the powers above for a broadband .....And now finally after sweet six months of blood & tears have been blessed with my very own broadband