Been so long since I have touched the sky,
Been so long since I had my flight,
I shed a tear, so long have I missed this,
And no my name is not Stanley Ipkiss.
'India Shining' does not seem to shine for me... for weeks have ranted and raved and cursed to the powers above for a broadband .....And now finally after sweet six months of blood & tears have been blessed with my very own broadband connection. The skies have burst open and sweet candy and tangerine fell from the sky along with breakfast cereal and tandoori chicken (think it were the recently culled ones) and lo!! There I am surfing on the sublime waters of the information highway. Well okay, I might be a bit exaggerating but hey I don't care... I have BROADBAND... (maniacal laughter, falls from chair and out the window and lands on a half burnt cigarette which burns his arse so bad that jumps and is back on the chair)Phew!!! Close shave...
Been so long since I had my flight,
I shed a tear, so long have I missed this,
And no my name is not Stanley Ipkiss.
'India Shining' does not seem to shine for me... for weeks have ranted and raved and cursed to the powers above for a broadband .....And now finally after sweet six months of blood & tears have been blessed with my very own broadband connection. The skies have burst open and sweet candy and tangerine fell from the sky along with breakfast cereal and tandoori chicken (think it were the recently culled ones) and lo!! There I am surfing on the sublime waters of the information highway. Well okay, I might be a bit exaggerating but hey I don't care... I have BROADBAND... (maniacal laughter, falls from chair and out the window and lands on a half burnt cigarette which burns his arse so bad that jumps and is back on the chair)Phew!!! Close shave...
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I see golden wings across the blue
Grandeur and grace as it flew
The phoenix rode the windy steed
Till it rammed its beak into an airplane's head...
The powers that be have granted you with a Broadband connection. You seem to believe that to be a blessing. But you are a simple minded soul with no inkling of the treacherous traits of the minds that command the powers that be.
You have been forever damned to flawless flow of data and unfailing connection. You will no longer tread the playful ways of connection and disconnection, you are for eternity a stranger now to the serene pleasures of staring at the browser while your site loads inch by inch in front of you, letting you enjoy every nook and corner of it. You can never feel the pure, divine frustration of downloading in Bytes/second, waiting for hours on end to download a measly 50 KB file. You have been cursed with bliss.
I pity you my dear lost friend, and i shall hope that you find peace in your new morbid world of perfection.
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