All Characters and events here are purely fictitious...Any resemblance with either dead or living is purely co-incidental ;)

20^th century fox tune…tralalaa lalala ….

Just another bedroom….a squalid stench permeating the atmosphere…mice scurrying about and pigeons nesting… dogs mating…pigs farting….an in midst of this little piece of heaven lies …well let us call him X, snoring away to glory….his body clock says its 3 A.M. i.e. 10 A.M. for the more normal denizens of this universe….and suddenly mom ka siren call….it pierces the morning calm like a world war siren heralding in a German bombing….and our hero still snoring away…wham the door is blasted down…and droopy eyed X pushed into a bucket of cold water….drooling at this sudden act of terror, X stares cross eyed into nothingness and a voice-over in deep baritone speaks…he doesn’t know the source but listens……the voice commands him to eat from a plate…ignorant of all senses he pushes whatever he can inside…and then goes and sits on his favorite couch….hours pass and normality dawns on our young hero…he feels in control of his senses again and can hit the pot while peeing…he is born again…

And as the day pass X goes on with his work or lack of work for that matter…evening comes and goes … dad comes back from office…has a chat with him… just the usual… everything is usual… X goes back into his room and sits but then a twitch…an involuntary twitch…and X senses the day is not gonna be like others…something is different…very different….he dreads and sweats for 15 seconds…and then the yahoo message siren shrilly announces the arrival of some entity we wont care about…and thing vanishes from his mind...there are more important things to be done...like choosing whether to choose ROTFL or just LOL...whether to be 'cool' or 'kewl'...important decisions u know…and suddenly the door creaks….his dad walks in and along with him a few of the ogres of L.O.T.R gnashing their yellowed teeth….well not physically but mentally ya…and mental presence is all that matters… I have been taught by my school teachers…so there… and with that spooky entry…dad holds up a bashed up cigarette… X is overjoyed…this must be some coming-of-age ritual of the family…so cool I get to smoke a cigarette with dad woo hoo wow this is really amazing…sutta today beer tomorrow…just wait till everyone hears about it…but then something is not right…maybe it’s the way his dad’s face is scowling or the fact that the cigarette is too bashed up to light it properly….Ahhh…the tube light blinks…this must be a test to test my integrity…to check whether I haven’t gone over to the dark side…he he he and I was almost fooled…well dad u just met your match….so with the goody boy looks with big eyes as innocent as a calf and voice more tender than a 16 year old….X says err no thank you dad I don’t smoke and a smile as big as the great wall of china he blinks innocently….

WAT WAS THIS DOING IN YOUR JEANS?????

X comes crashing back to reality…all the smugness vanishes and is replaced by an unending desire to vanish into thin air after an emergency trip to the loo…his balls drop out of his mouth and he staggers to the next support….furiously the brain is working and adrenaline pushing it into over drive… blankly he stares into nothingness and spouts a never ending stream of errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsss into the universe…..the heavens spout fire and HVT clones mock him ….the world twirls and our young hero is consumed by a black nothingness that seems to have come out of the AES lab….

What will our young hero do?

Who can save him now?

Is there any hope 4 the damned?????

And is malika sherawat an alien?

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